my name is chai ah kau, I'm 81 years old. I'm filthy rich and I'm MARRIED to my 81 years old wife Tracy hang. i have many children. i and my wife have sex every night. i owned many dogs including German Shepherd, st.Barnard, Rottweiler, golden retriever, great Dane, chihuahua and all the pure breed dogs on earth. i even have a 16 foot pet python name shorty. even though I'm old, i still drive fast cars including a Ferrari. my wife say i'm fast in bed too cuz i bersunat n converted into Jewish.shalom... i have a 50 cent tatoo at my back and a SEXY GRANDPA tatoo at my arm(pitt). [it means my armpitt is hairless] I'm a president of an island where robinson crusoe used to be stranded on. Friday is my butler. His great grandfather happens to be Robinson crusoe's companion. Thruoghout the generations, Friday name his decendants after himself cuz he think its cool and that's the only english name he knows. My wife is a famous marine biologist and she is still hot n sexy even at the age she is now. I'm a famous song writer for many singers. i ever wrote songs for taylor swift, fergie, madona, britney spears, shakira, and most malaysian singers before they die. Even at this age, i don look old at all. Me and my wife is forever young because we're vampires or some people call us immortal. There's more and more immortal now a days. ......(to be continued)
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rite, so the increase of numbers of vampires are due to people now a days wanna be forever young. I and my wife are accidentally transformed. it was a blood lust experience.
...... i've git nothing to talk about anymore.. hmmm... rite... snakes..
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